I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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