My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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