lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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