i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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