That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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