"it" just moved
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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