i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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