Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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