Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
