i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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