i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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cat food counts as protein by the way
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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