is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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