There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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