Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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