Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I look better un-naked...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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