Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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