Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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