Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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