wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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