I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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