your room smells of hookers.
And success
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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