absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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