I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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