Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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