so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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