dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Dick very happy bro
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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