YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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