sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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