Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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