Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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