I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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