we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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