Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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