He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
