Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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