Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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