Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick