Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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