Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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