You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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