Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
birth control should be required to get into college
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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