I just saw a hot homeless man
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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