Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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