I wish i was in the wii world.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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