i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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