i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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