we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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