what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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