it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
handjob tips. give me some.
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I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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