i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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