There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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