i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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