I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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