She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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