I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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