I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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